![]() Sooo I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen.but NaH.Are you feeling under the weather today? Because you look like you're Na fine.Do particles with multiple helium isotopes have mass? Only the Catholic ones!.Are you made out of beryllium, ununtrium, and titanium ? Cause you're a BeUTi ( beauty).You must be ethidium bromide, because I'm tangled in your double helix.Hey want to hear a joke about potassium?.What happened to the chemist in the cave - Berkelium (bear kill him).H 2O 2 is hydrogen peroxide and you can't drink it or you will die) Two chemists walk into a bar, the first says I will have some H 2O and the second one says I will have some H 2O too and the second one dies! Hahaha (get it.A wrestler holding down an opponent may have a NEON him.What do you do with a dead scientist? You barium.A good way to remember gold is "Au gimme that gold".What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!.What did the chemist say to motivate his team? We ARGON to BARIUM.Are you 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium fine.Are you hydrogen? Why? Because I can't live without you.Why are helium, curium, and barium the three main medical elements? If you can't curium or helium, you barium!.( H 2O is water, while H 2O 2 is hydrogen peroxide.) One guy says "I would like some H 2O." The other guy says "I would like some H 2O too ( H 2O 2)." The waiter delivers the drinks and the second guy dies after imbibing his.
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